My love for you is like the most tall turnip,

This one’s for you Mr Flitwick!

My love for you is like the most tall turnip,
Your face reminds me of slender aardvarks,
Together, we are like soup and mayonnaise.

Oh darling Ron,
My tall turnip,
My slender sprout,
The perfect companion to my soup soul.

Roses are red,
Cornflowers are blue,
I like autumn days,
But not as much as I love laughing with you!

Oh darling Ron,
Your insides are like amusing pens on a winter day,
You’re like the most tall pilot to ever walk America.

ur slender aardvark face,
ur mayonnaise soul,
Your amusing insides,
Your tall pilot being…

How could I look at another when our tall turnip love is so strong?

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